2026-01-13 Kobolds Ate My Baby! (Super Deluxx Edition) (Dork Storm Press / 9th Level Games)
Name: Ugga Jr. Jr. Outfit: nothing in particular Quote: Ugga not run danger. Ugga run away danger. It call tictacs.
Ugga son of Ugga son of Ugga son of me forget. Should be Ugga. Isn't. Ugga smart: S-M-R-T-T. Smartest kobold in outfit. Ugga need be smart. Ugga too small be big fight guy. Ugga got good kidneys in head instead. Ugga know things. Ugga know how hide. How shoot things. How set trap. (Trap once caught Thugga when Thugga want beat Ugga for insult girl. How Ugga supposed know Thugga liked ugly Seedah?! She so ugly when she fell face into tree, tree died of shame!)
Ugga most important know where baby found. How to get through dungeon to baby. This why King value Ugga. Why Thugga need work with Ugga but hate Ugga. Ugga promise not make him too angry. Ugga not want die.
Left Paw: Small sword Right Paw: Empty wineskin VP: Armour: Lintmail Vest (1) Move: 3 (15') Hits: 3
| Kobold Horrible Death Record |
|---|
| 🔲 🔲 🔲 🔲 🔲 🔲 🔲 🔲 🔲 🔲 🔲 🔲 |
Brawn: 3 (Meat: 1)
Ego: 9 (Cunning: 3)
- Hide
- Sage!
- Shoot
- Trap
Extraneous: 8 (Luck: 2)
- Dungeon
Reflexes: 2 (Agility: 1)
- Cower!
| +EDGES | -BOGIES |
|---|---|
| Bark Like a Kobold | Fearless |
| Kobold Senses | Taste Like Chicken |
EQUPMENT
- Armour: Lintmail Vest (1 hit)
- Adventurer's Cast-Offs: Empty Wineskin
- Weapon: Small Sword (2 dam, it looks pretty wimpy)