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      <description>&lt;![CDATA[How to mind your own business?&#xA;&#xA;I was walking past the mental hospital the other day,&#xA;and all the patients were shouting, â€™13â€¦.13â€¦.13.â€™&#xA;&#xA;The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a&#xA;little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see&#xA;what was going on.&#xA;&#xA;Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick!&#xA;&#xA;Then they all started shouting, â€™14â€¦.14â€¦.14.â€™]]&gt;</description>
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<p>I was walking past the mental hospital the other day,
and all the patients were shouting, â€™13â€¦.13â€¦.13.â€™</p>

<p>The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a
little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see
what was going on.</p>

<p>Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick!</p>

<p>Then they all started shouting, â€™14â€¦.14â€¦.14.â€™</p>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2020 06:35:45 +0000</pubDate>
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