The BSDs as yuri
NetBSD-chan has a meticulously organised desk that she wipes every Thursday and an elaborate personal document filing system classified by subject and date. One of the documents in the filing system documents the document filing system. She hosts her own tech blog since 2003 in a refurbished Solaris RU and if you mention this topic she'll talk about instruction sets for two hours. After the two hours you realise you now have a pretty good idea of SPARC vs. MIPS vs. ARM even though you're not interested on the topic because her explanation was just that clean. She livestreams drinking games involving train regulations. * Blood type: A * Favourite cocktail: Gimlet
OpenBSD-chan has three different cellphones, each with different levels of security compromises. None of them has ever touched a SIM card. When she needs SMS verification she uses a communal actionphone randomly chosen from a bag kept by her squad downtown and never brought anywhere near her house. You can spot a holster when she crosses her legs (isn't that illegal where you live…?) When she's taking you to her flat she always stops a few tram stops beyond, walks one back, and takes another tram the other way. If you ask about any of this she says “opsec”, and does not elaborate. She does not drink, but smokes weed. If you ask about politics while high she talks about how both left and right are dumb. * Blood type: B * Favourite cocktail: Virgin Mary
FreeBSD-chan has a slim leather jacket she inherited from her mom, decided it was cool, and wears all the time since the 90s. Unlike her sisters, FreeBSD-chan has learned to enjoy parties, after reading several books on how to socialise and how to enjoy parties. It now takes over 30 minutes before women she's hitting at in parties ask, “so you're a nerd?”. She's been working 20 years at the same corporation and every Friday evening stops at the same bar to have a single drink. People call her when they need emotional support or help with moving, she has a reputation for having her crap together. * Blood type: O * Favourite cocktail: Manhattan
FreeBSD-chan is obviously a devilgirl, NetBSD-chan too but the devil features are more subtle. FreeBSD-chan has goat horns and large wings; NetBSD-chan has pointy little horns and wears glasses. OpenBSD-chan is a fugu girl, necessarily, and her dating route is toxic yuri.