sorry anon i literally have no explanation for this – scarygirlynight2022 prompt fill
first hosted here. reposted with some edits
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probably a T rating for mentions of sex but actually this is a situational comedy written at 2 A.M. also yvesoul
Jiwoo knows the face of her ex anywhere.
“Someone you know?” The woman flirting with her at the bar counter—Jiwoo already forgot the name, was it Soo-something or —places a hand on her forearm, sliding it down to her mojito glass. “She's quite the looker.”
“She's just pretty,” Jiwoo says with more force than intended. She tugs her hand away to tip the drink down her gullet, then slams the glass in front of the bartender. “Have anything stronger?”
Because if her ex Jeon Heejin is at the gay bar for a good time tonight, Jiwoo's going to need to be piss-drunk to enjoy it.
The bartender, Jinsoul by the name tag, nods before pulling the tequila bottle off the shelf. In a moment she's serving Jiwoo three shots and a dish of salt and lemon. A little too much if Jiwoo wasn't planning to black out in the next fifteen minutes, but she downs them one after the other because Heejin is here in a little black dress and sexy stiletto heels and Jiwoo can feel her presence from the across the bar.
The bartender gives her a pensive look. “The lady here bothering you?”
“I heard that,” says the woman beside her.
The tequila is going straight to Jiwoo's brain. “Sorry,” she manages to say because she doesn't want to be a total asshole, “just a rough night.” But her vision is blurring already, the pleasant buzz turning unpleasant in her stomach. Her Heejin sensors, though dulled, are tingling when Jiwoo thinks she catches a waft of her ex's perfume.
“Another, please,” Jiwoo says while pointing to a shot glass.
The bartender pours into all three while talking to the woman. “You really should stop hitting on the people at the bar counter—”
“Who are you to tell me how to get laid—”
“Hey, what's a girl like you doing alone tonight?”
Jiwoo blinks. She's sure she's hallucinating but Heejin is here, in front of her, leaning on the bar counter. She's sure she's hallucinating the way Heejin is tossing her hair over her shoulder, hallucinating when the familiar designer perfume assaults her sense of smell.
“The name's Heejin,” Heejin says as if she hasn't already gotten frisky and shit with Jiwoo in the two months they dated, “what's yours?”
“Sooyoung,” says the woman who Jiwoo is sure was flirting with her five minutes ago. Maybe Jiwoo hears a groan from the bartender. “Heejin. Pretty name for a pretty lady.”
“Gotcha,” says Heejin, before placing a hand on Jiwoo's. “Looking for some company tonight?”
Jiwoo now feels like being an asshole tonight. “I already have,” she says, thumb pointing back at the stranger beside her, “this girl Soo—something over here—”
The bartender chimes in. “She's joking, she just downed three shots—”
“And if I don't mind?” cuts Soo-something.
“Fuck, Sooyoung, can't you raise your standards? She's piss-drunk and a mess—”
“She's not a mess,” interrupts Heejin, steel in her voice. “She's really pretty—”
“So am I—”
“Fuck!” The bartender reaches over the bar counter, cupping Sooyoung's face in both hands before smashing their lips together. It kind of looks like a mess, Jiwoo's too drunk to comprehend it. But it's making her nauseous, or maybe that's the alcohol rising up her gullet.
“Uh.” Heejin is twiddling her thumbs. “So, no company tonight?”
“I want to go home,” Jiwoo tells her ex right before she vomits. #kpop #rpf #loona #heechuu #yvesoul